Ever Have One of These?

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Ever Have One of These?

Ahhh "The Green Machine"

I always name my cars, it amuses me so. Well this car is now 13 years old. It was a green/blue metallic color that I'm sure was beautiful and classy 13 years ago. Now it is more like the color of primer, because that is all that is left. My driver side window refuses to go down, no matter hard i push the button and scream profanities and threaten and cry. Have you ever had to use pliers to turn your heater on? I have, not just any pliers though, no, no, only needle-nose ones will do. I don't really want to talk about the colony of ants that moved in when we lived in Alabama, or the fact that they got bigger just because we are now in Texas. They frighten me a little. I will, however, tell you about the tires and the games they like to play on me. Sometimes they like to be full to make me happy. Sometimes they are barely sitting on the rim because they somehow know we just ran out of toilet paper and I'm in a hurry. At least the leather is ok, if you don't mind showing off third-degree burns on the back of your legs in the summertime.

Ok, so maybe this has a little to do with my anxiety about driving. It still goes, however, so I'm gonna keep going with it :)

The traffic still sucks though, when you don't really know where you're going and especially when you are making a left turn and have to blink the blinker manually.... just sayin.